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OMGNAP Episode 27 - Warm Fuzzies!

Hi OMGNAPers! Have you missed us?

We bumbled our way through an episode just so we can try to bring you some waaaaaaarm fuzzies in this time of... not warm fuzzies in the world around us.

Concerts! - https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/kids-put-on-porch-concert-for-neighbor-self-quarantining-during-coronavirus-pandemic/ar-BB11hbpl

Coffee Company Helps Save Doggos - CLICK ON THIS ONE - you can help, too - https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/this-coffee-company-helps-save-rescue-pups-%e2%80%94-and-they-have-st-patricks-day-goodies-too/ar-BB119JdR

Spiderman messages! - https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/spiderman-voice-actor-to-record-messages-for-kids-during-lockdowns/

Free Cooking Lessons - https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3699/Stuck-At-Home-This-Award-Winning-Chef-Is-Teaching-Free-Cooking-Classes-On-Instagram

Homeschool Woes - https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/3025/Mom-Shares-Son-s-Hilarious-Journal-Entry-About-Her-Homeschooling-Skills

Saucy Scholarships - https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3691/Chic-Fil-A-To-Sell-Bottles-Of-Its-Sauces-To-Help-Fund-Employee-Scholarships

Wisdom inspired by Dr. Seuss - https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/3027/I-Imagine-If-Dr-Seuss-Were-Alive-Today-He-d-Write-Something-Like-This

OMGNAP Episode 26 - Audio Version

Greetings OMGNAPers!

 

Forewarning before we get started, there is a NSFW article in this episode, which is why I have labeled this episode as explicit. It doesn't satisfy the clean tag.

 

If you would like to watch us on YouTube instead of listening to the vocal version, please see the following link. 

 

The news articles we discuss this week are below:

 

Scientists Discovered Why Wombats have Cubed Poo: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/19/australia/wombat-cube-poo-intl/index.html

 

New Mexico Foreign Country?: https://www.npr.org/2018/11/30/672401957/new-mexico-id-temporarily-rejected-as-foreign-by-d-c-clerk

 

Edible Slime: https://gizmodo.com/the-mad-scientists-at-jell-o-have-figured-out-how-to-ma-1830621202?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=gizmodo_copy&utm_campaign=top

 

Ancient Rhino may be the Origin of the Unicorn  Myth: https://www.neatorama.com/2018/12/01/Ancient-Rhino-May-Be-The-Origin-of-the-Unicorn-Myth/

 

HS Football Players Suspending for Oreo Run: https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/ny-sports-high-school-football-players-naked-oreo-run-20181201-story.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

NSFW - 5 Alarming Sex Trends (That the Media Just Invented): http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-alarming-sex-trends-that-media-just-invented/

 

Heartwarming: Special Beer to help with Camp Fire Relief: https://www.rgj.com/story/money/business/2018/11/28/camp-fire-relief-beer-brewed-sierra-nevada-and-1-000-others/2124195002/

 

OMGNAP Episode 25 - Audio Version

Greetings OMGNAPers!

 

This episode was recorded before Thanksgiving, and has actually been posted to YouTube. So, if you wish to watch us on YouTube instead of just listening to the audio, you are welcome to do so at this link.

 

The news articles we looked at are below:

CNET.com - Poo Story - AI Toilets Will Scan Your Poo: https://www.cnet.com/news/ai-toilets-scan-your-poop-to-diagnose-medical-ailments/

 

Ctvnews.ca - Man Survives Attack by Punching Bear: https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/man-survives-attack-outside-his-home-by-punching-bear-in-the-nose-1.4171810

 

Dfw.cbslocal.com - Spider Migrations: https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/09/25/spider-migration-sailing-through-north-texas-skies/

 

Fox8.com - Study: Men with Beards are More Attractive: https://fox8.com/2018/11/14/study-men-with-beards-are-more-attractive/

 

Dailymail.co.uk - Bride Reads Her Cheating Fiance’s Texts Instead of Her Vows: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6391285/The-truth-Alex-Jilted-bride-reads-cheating-fiances-texts-messages-instead-vows.html

 

Local21News.com - Hot Sauce Used as Weapon: https://local21news.com/news/offbeat/police-hot-sauce-used-as-weapon-in-store-holdup?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Episode 24 (We Will Ignore The Weird Reboots)

There were some technical difficulties - Mike's mic (ha!) cut out a few times, and Dreams had some dreamy-like pixelation a few times. We apologize, and will try to do better next time.

News Articles:

The Mercury News - Mystery Poo Ends Marriage https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/08/16/johnny-depp-and-amber-heards-marriage-ended-over-mystery-poop-left-in-bed-report-says/

 

The Scottish Sun - Family Shocked as 95 Year Old Wakes Up During His Funeral https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/3469556/family-shocked-as-95-year-old-wakes-up-during-his-funeral-claiming-i-was-just-having-a-nap/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

Mashable - Revenge Soup? https://mashable.com/article/anonymous-soup-complaint-twitter/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#Rc1bA8H6Taqz

 

The Huffington Post(beware of ad that starts nearly immediately - loud) - Should You Be Able to Pick Your Age? https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/emile-ratelband-change-age_us_5be45e73e4b0dbe871a84eca

 

Fox 6 Now - Alligator Is Like A Dog https://fox6now.com/2018/11/07/hes-like-a-dog-owner-of-7-foot-alligator-found-in-home-vows-to-get-his-pet-back/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Good News Network - Boy Shares Pencils With Sweet Messages https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/when-teacher-asks-students-to-share-supplies-boy-offers-up-pencils-with-sweet-personal-messages/

 

NOT The Adventures of Kithore and Dreams

We are on the air! (Again!) And, so here we are! And here are the news stories we covered today. Enjoy!

Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @OMGNAP or email us at omgnap@gmail.com

On British Island, Poo Museum Is Now Open

 

http://www.newser.com/story/223063/on-british-island-poo-museum-is-now-open.html

 

 

 

Pizza ATM makes cheesy debut in U.S. at Ohio college

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/pizza-atm-makes-cheesy-debut-in-us-at-ohio-college/ar-BBviu6i

 

 

 

Toilet Fishing not allowed at Rio Olympics

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rio-2016-toilet-fishing-elena-delle-donne_us_57a6dc3fe4b021fd9878d8c0?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

 

 

 

Georgia Man uses 2015 Windfall to Fund Crystal Ring

 

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/georgia-man-who-won-3m-lottery-pleads-guilty-funding-crystal-n617776

 

 

 

Intoxicated man arrested after getting into police car

 

https://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2016/08/07/intoxicated-man-arrested-after-getting-into-police-car.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

 

Man flees store, leaves son behind

 

http://www.oaoa.com/news/crime_justice/law_enforcement/article_d740de96-66bb-11e5-9702-5721ec949755.html

 

 

 

Man Arrested on Warrant While Visiting Jailed Friend

 

http://kiwaradio.com/local-news/blotter/man-arrested-on-warrant-while-visiting-jailed-friend/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

 

Wife and Girlfriend Write Competing Obituaries

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wife-girlfriend-write-obituaries-newspaper_us_57a5f548e4b021fd9878c5e3?ir=Weird+News§ion=us_weird-news&utm_hp_ref=weird-news

 

 

 

Disney Tracking Park Guests Using Their Feet

 

http://news.sky.com/story/disney-could-track-park-guests-using-their-feet-10513934

 

 

 

Great grandmother gives up her place on transplant list for someone else

 

http://www.wfaa.com/news/health/woman-on-transplant-list-gives-up-liver-to-stranger/285609053?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

OMGNAP Reboot Episode 2 - Intro-less!

I wasn't sure what to name this one, but I ended up naming it for our empty beginning. :-( We have no intro because I completely had to redo my computer... and I lost the intro and outtro in the process, which makes me sad. I will, however, fix as best I can, and soon!

 

Until then, enjoy this episode that was a long time in the making!

OMGNAP Reboot Episode 1 - Top 5 Dumbest Criminals

Long time no see, OMGNAP fans! Lives get crazy, time gets short, and episodes get... not edited. I offer my greatest apologies. We are going to try to make this a little more regular, which I've said many times. I think I shall try to apply some Metamucil to the podcast, and see what we can do from there. Never know.

Here are the links to the news stories we talked about today on the podcast. Don't forget to give us some feedback! We actually have lots of questions for you to answer on today's cast, just listen in and then get ahold of us via email (omgnap@gmail.com) or on twitter @omgnap.

 

#5 Tom Brady's helmet tattooed to his head (ouch!) 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drugs/arrest-warrant-issued-for-tom-brady-superfan-890671

#4 Prisoner suing NFL for $88 BILLION dollars.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/prisoner-sues-nfl-for--88-billion-over-dez-bryant-s-overturned-catch-154343589.html

#3 Steal an iPad? Don't forget to take a selfie!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/facebook/texas-ipad-thieves-arrested-906541

#2 The new Grinches who stole Christmas

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/26/couple-steals-christmas-decorations_n_6382068.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

#1 Woman arrested for walking her boyfriend, naked, down the street on a leash

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/03/woman-walks-naked-boyfriend-on-leash_n_5645626.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

And we can't forget that extra we talked about: http://www.viralnova.com/stupid-criminals/

Long Lost Episode 20

So.... long time no see! Well, long time since I posted, I mean. I'm sorry about that!

This was originally recorded back on September 12, 2013, so I think we can officially label it as a long lost episode... that I have found! So... here it is. We love all you guys, and I think I have more "long lost" episodes coming today.

I blame Juuno for rubbing off on me!

http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/03/20303801-having-trouble-with-your-aim-chinese-contraption-helps-you-pee-straight?lite

http://slideshow.nbcnews.com/slideshow/today/guinness-world-records-2013-48990923/

http://adage.com/article/news/popeyes-launches-chicken-waffles-tenders/243276/

http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/index.html

http://icanhas.cheezburger.com/noms

http://www.dogshaming.com/

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/12/tech/innovation/frog-and-rocket/index.html?hpt=hp_c4

Episode 19

Hello OMGNAPers!

This episode, we have to say a very sad goodbye to Jeppy, as he is stepping back from his place as a cohost on this podcast. We also need to give a very warm welcome to Mike, who will be sticking around for quite a while, I hope!

I won’t keep you any longer - and so, without further ado, here are the links for this podcast!

http://www.newser.com/story/171710/man-goes-to-prison-for-catastrophic-diarrhea.html

http://www.newser.com/story/173645/5-craziest-crimes-of-the-week.html

http://www.newser.com/story/173762/morgue-worker-notices-crash-victim-is-still-alive.html

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/what-mysterious-amazon-web-baffles-scientists-8C11073468

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/04/20330086-honorary-alaska-mayor-clawing-his-way-back-to-health-after-vicious-dog-attack?lite

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-human_electoral_candidates

http://www.livescience.com/28828-10-strangest-sights-google-earth.html

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/04/20329528-sc-governor-locks-herself-out-of-the-governors-mansion-in-her-robe?lite

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/04/20328935-anthony-weiner-argues-with-voter-during-campaign-stop-again?lite

Mike leaves you with a couple fun jokes:

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.

There are only two types of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Episode 18

On this sleepless night, I shall bring you the next episode. It has actually been recorded for a couple weeks, so I apologize for the slow timing in getting it out, but I hope it is enjoyable anyway.

This episode, the guest host is someone I have known for probably far too long, but he's an enjoyable chap, and I hope you guys like him, because he just might be hanging out in the podcast for a while.

Don't forget that, if you find your own funny news stories, you can certainly email them into the show at omgnap@gmail.com! We'd love to see what you find funny in the news.

Without further ado, here are the news stories from this particular episode:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/08/06/15-ton-fatberg-removed-from-london-sewer/?test=latestnews

http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Ice-cream-man-to-rival-I-own-this-town-4479911.php

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/05/02/long-island-man-punches-ice-cream-cashier-for-not-taking-coupon-police-say/

http://www.thefumble.com/galleries/25-ugliest-athletes-all-time/2003786

http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/favorite-ice-cream-flavor/story?id=19766052

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/stickaforkinit/2013/07/pop-tart_ice_cream_sandwiches_carls_jr_yum.php

http://www.hollyscoop.com/galleries/shocking-celebrity-plastic-surgery-disasters/833136