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OMGNAP Episode 26 - Audio Version

Greetings OMGNAPers!

 

Forewarning before we get started, there is a NSFW article in this episode, which is why I have labeled this episode as explicit. It doesn't satisfy the clean tag.

 

If you would like to watch us on YouTube instead of listening to the vocal version, please see the following link. 

 

The news articles we discuss this week are below:

 

Scientists Discovered Why Wombats have Cubed Poo: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/19/australia/wombat-cube-poo-intl/index.html

 

New Mexico Foreign Country?: https://www.npr.org/2018/11/30/672401957/new-mexico-id-temporarily-rejected-as-foreign-by-d-c-clerk

 

Edible Slime: https://gizmodo.com/the-mad-scientists-at-jell-o-have-figured-out-how-to-ma-1830621202?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=gizmodo_copy&utm_campaign=top

 

Ancient Rhino may be the Origin of the Unicorn  Myth: https://www.neatorama.com/2018/12/01/Ancient-Rhino-May-Be-The-Origin-of-the-Unicorn-Myth/

 

HS Football Players Suspending for Oreo Run: https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/ny-sports-high-school-football-players-naked-oreo-run-20181201-story.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

NSFW - 5 Alarming Sex Trends (That the Media Just Invented): http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-alarming-sex-trends-that-media-just-invented/

 

Heartwarming: Special Beer to help with Camp Fire Relief: https://www.rgj.com/story/money/business/2018/11/28/camp-fire-relief-beer-brewed-sierra-nevada-and-1-000-others/2124195002/

 

NOT The Adventures of Kithore and Dreams

We are on the air! (Again!) And, so here we are! And here are the news stories we covered today. Enjoy!

Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @OMGNAP or email us at omgnap@gmail.com

On British Island, Poo Museum Is Now Open

 

http://www.newser.com/story/223063/on-british-island-poo-museum-is-now-open.html

 

 

 

Pizza ATM makes cheesy debut in U.S. at Ohio college

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/pizza-atm-makes-cheesy-debut-in-us-at-ohio-college/ar-BBviu6i

 

 

 

Toilet Fishing not allowed at Rio Olympics

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rio-2016-toilet-fishing-elena-delle-donne_us_57a6dc3fe4b021fd9878d8c0?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

 

 

 

Georgia Man uses 2015 Windfall to Fund Crystal Ring

 

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/georgia-man-who-won-3m-lottery-pleads-guilty-funding-crystal-n617776

 

 

 

Intoxicated man arrested after getting into police car

 

https://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2016/08/07/intoxicated-man-arrested-after-getting-into-police-car.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

 

Man flees store, leaves son behind

 

http://www.oaoa.com/news/crime_justice/law_enforcement/article_d740de96-66bb-11e5-9702-5721ec949755.html

 

 

 

Man Arrested on Warrant While Visiting Jailed Friend

 

http://kiwaradio.com/local-news/blotter/man-arrested-on-warrant-while-visiting-jailed-friend/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

 

Wife and Girlfriend Write Competing Obituaries

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wife-girlfriend-write-obituaries-newspaper_us_57a5f548e4b021fd9878c5e3?ir=Weird+News§ion=us_weird-news&utm_hp_ref=weird-news

 

 

 

Disney Tracking Park Guests Using Their Feet

 

http://news.sky.com/story/disney-could-track-park-guests-using-their-feet-10513934

 

 

 

Great grandmother gives up her place on transplant list for someone else

 

http://www.wfaa.com/news/health/woman-on-transplant-list-gives-up-liver-to-stranger/285609053?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Long Lost Episode 20

So.... long time no see! Well, long time since I posted, I mean. I'm sorry about that!

This was originally recorded back on September 12, 2013, so I think we can officially label it as a long lost episode... that I have found! So... here it is. We love all you guys, and I think I have more "long lost" episodes coming today.

I blame Juuno for rubbing off on me!

http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/03/20303801-having-trouble-with-your-aim-chinese-contraption-helps-you-pee-straight?lite

http://slideshow.nbcnews.com/slideshow/today/guinness-world-records-2013-48990923/

http://adage.com/article/news/popeyes-launches-chicken-waffles-tenders/243276/

http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/index.html

http://icanhas.cheezburger.com/noms

http://www.dogshaming.com/

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/12/tech/innovation/frog-and-rocket/index.html?hpt=hp_c4

Episode 19

Hello OMGNAPers!

This episode, we have to say a very sad goodbye to Jeppy, as he is stepping back from his place as a cohost on this podcast. We also need to give a very warm welcome to Mike, who will be sticking around for quite a while, I hope!

I won’t keep you any longer - and so, without further ado, here are the links for this podcast!

http://www.newser.com/story/171710/man-goes-to-prison-for-catastrophic-diarrhea.html

http://www.newser.com/story/173645/5-craziest-crimes-of-the-week.html

http://www.newser.com/story/173762/morgue-worker-notices-crash-victim-is-still-alive.html

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/what-mysterious-amazon-web-baffles-scientists-8C11073468

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/04/20330086-honorary-alaska-mayor-clawing-his-way-back-to-health-after-vicious-dog-attack?lite

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-human_electoral_candidates

http://www.livescience.com/28828-10-strangest-sights-google-earth.html

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/04/20329528-sc-governor-locks-herself-out-of-the-governors-mansion-in-her-robe?lite

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/04/20328935-anthony-weiner-argues-with-voter-during-campaign-stop-again?lite

Mike leaves you with a couple fun jokes:

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.

There are only two types of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Episode 18

On this sleepless night, I shall bring you the next episode. It has actually been recorded for a couple weeks, so I apologize for the slow timing in getting it out, but I hope it is enjoyable anyway.

This episode, the guest host is someone I have known for probably far too long, but he's an enjoyable chap, and I hope you guys like him, because he just might be hanging out in the podcast for a while.

Don't forget that, if you find your own funny news stories, you can certainly email them into the show at omgnap@gmail.com! We'd love to see what you find funny in the news.

Without further ado, here are the news stories from this particular episode:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/08/06/15-ton-fatberg-removed-from-london-sewer/?test=latestnews

http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Ice-cream-man-to-rival-I-own-this-town-4479911.php

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/05/02/long-island-man-punches-ice-cream-cashier-for-not-taking-coupon-police-say/

http://www.thefumble.com/galleries/25-ugliest-athletes-all-time/2003786

http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/favorite-ice-cream-flavor/story?id=19766052

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/stickaforkinit/2013/07/pop-tart_ice_cream_sandwiches_carls_jr_yum.php

http://www.hollyscoop.com/galleries/shocking-celebrity-plastic-surgery-disasters/833136

Episode 17

Greetings everyone! It's been a long time, but hopefully we will be able to be more steady again. Sometimes, life just gets in the way.

While there is no Jeppy this episode (sad face), there is a Bidkar, who is podcasting for the first time. Give him a huge hello, and I hope you enjoy!

Oh, and we can't forget... happy birthday to Kithore!!!

Links:

http://www.motherjones.com/tom-philpott/2013/05/menace-manure-foam-still-haunting-huge-hog-farms

http://www.11alive.com/news/article/270936/40/Toothbrush-causes-commotion-at-Atlanta-airport

http://www.thelocal.de/sci-tech/20121228-47005.html#.UOcSMW_33ng - German calendar pairs nerdy gadgets and pretty girls

http://www.cupcakequarterly.com/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-vienna/latest-parenting-trend-ctfd-method_b_3588031.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

http://www.fandango.com/movieblog/emma-watson-playing-hermione-again-not-like-youd-think-725570.html

https://twitter.com/InMyOwnDreams/status/338875192971509760/photo/1 - Tattoo picture

Episode 16

Happy Thanksgiving from OMGNAP! Well, at least from Dreams. :-) Jeppy doesn’t have Thanksgiving. This is an absolutely wonderful time of year, and it was so much fun to get the opportunity to record this episode. We are going to make an attempt to make more regular recordings again, but living so far away from one another and in two completely different time zones, sometimes it just doesn’t match up when dealing with Dreams’ work schedule. We will do our best, however, to make it into your Stitcher or iTunes ASAP. We’re having to fight Dreams’ ISP, as well, as it slows down far too often and causes the recordings to sound icky. Darned thing! Below are the news articles we looked at this recording, in case you’d like to take a glance and see what we’re seeing. Whether or not you are in the U.S. celebrating our holiday centered around thankfulness, we hope that you are having a wonderful week. See you again soon! http://www.10news.com/news/shopper-lines-up-for-black-friday-1-week-early http://www.10news.com/news/local-shopper-finds-new-place-to-line-up-for-black-friday-sales http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/15/worlds-biggest-liar_n_2135971.html http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/15/15187964-as-thanksgiving-nears-frankenturkey-attacks-in-connecticut?lite#__utma=238145375.1140115235.1334424373.1346596295.1353123268.11&__utmb=238145375.1.10.1353123268&__utmc=238145375&__utmx=-&__utmz=238145375.1343939215.9.9.utmcsr=fark.com|utmccn=(referral)|utmcmd=referral|utmcct=/&__utmv=238145375.|8=Earned%20By=msnbc%7Cus%20news%7Cweird%20news=1^12=Landing%20Content=Mixed=1^13=Landing%20Hostname=www.msnbc.msn.com=1^30=Visit%20Type%20to%20Content=Earned%20to%20Mixed=1&__utmk=168968674 http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2012/11/16/165269866/pig-genome-project-may-pave-the-way-for-better-bacon?ft=1&f=1001 http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/358383/That-doesn-t-look-very-stable-Ten-horses-found-crammed-into-van http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/10/05/boy-with-fatal-disease-becomes-permanent-member-boston-college-football-team/# http://www.bc.edu/content/bc/publications/chronicle/FeaturesNewsTopstories/2012/topstories/jbharvey100412.html

Episode 15

This. Was. The. Best. Ever. Episode. To. Edit! I totally shouldn’t have waited as long as I did, but life will do as it will. It only proves how awesome of a guest Cypher was. :-) He totally rocked, and I sincerely hope he is willing to join us again, despite some of the stink bomb articles I chose this time around. Heh. This was originally recorded around September 2, so Jeppy’s anniversary was near the beginning of the month. Happy belated anniversary, Jeppy! Again! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48762424/ns/local_news-milwaukee_wi/t/drought-leads-shortage-cow-chips-annual-festival/#.UENtyNYgrnh http://www.bestrestroom.com/us/ http://foodbeast.com/content/2012/08/31/seattles-best-to-start-serving-a-bacon-coffee-because-this-is-america/ http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2012/08/400-pound_gorilla_statue_retur.html http://www.mandatory.com/2012/08/31/this-weeks-20-inappropriately-hilarious-tweets/ http://newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html - “Overdose of evidence”, Ridiculous lawsuit http://www.shortlist.com/instant-improver/food/chocolate-eclair-hotdog http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/08/30/8-year-old-message-in-bottle-sets-world-record/ http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/08/28/german-man-suspected-blowing-up-daughter-boyfriend/?intcmp=obinsite

Episode 14

I have two apologies to make - both for the noise behind the recording (I couldn’t figure out how to remove it no matter how hard I tried) and for the length of time it took me to get this out! We recorded on August 22, so this took a bit over a month. I do sincerely apologize. Life sometimes tends to take me by the horns, and it makes it a little more difficult even to do those things I love most. (For example, I’ve hardly played WoW, either. It’s terrible!) However, despite the time it took to get this out, it is no less wonderful to have recorded with Pixiegirl! Both Jeppy and I were super excited, and she was a simply wonderful guest. Without further ado... here’s episode 14. :-) http://www.newser.com/story/151883/bill-gates-latest-buy-fake-poop.html http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9485807/Baldness-cure-could-be-on-shelves-in-two-years.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189880/Bookies-staff-use-STAPLER-chase-knife-wielding-robber-betting-shop.html http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/08/18/drunk-half-naked-lab-worker-arrested-after-allegedly-partying-with-monkeys/ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19289230 - Doc still charging $5 a visit

Episode 13

Greetings OMGNAPers! Jeppy and I just had an absolute blast with our guest this week. We both want to thank Hypknotoad immensely for joining us! We have been posting episodes much more often recently, and despite the fact that Dreams will begin working again soon, we hope that we can continue the consistency. We will still be trying for as close to a weekly posting as we can get. News just keeps coming, after all, so there is never a shortage of material or conversation. Don’t forget that you can find us on Twitter. @OMGNAP for the podcast news, @eljeppy for Jeppy, and @inmyowndreams for Dreams. We are also available on Podbean, Stitcher, and in the iTunes store. :-) This show's articles: http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/i_love_poo http://www.poopreport.com/ http://www.610wiod.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104673&article=10330120 Man arrested after calling 9-1-1 to ask for a beer delivery http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/canada/archives/2012/08/20120808-215507.html Pillow Fort http://news.yahoo.com/pittsburgh-area-man-put-ashes-bowling-ball-140004197.html?_esi=1 http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/08/us/bag-mishandled/index.html?hpt=hp_t1 Bomb at guard desk for several weeks http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2185945/Runway-clear-clothes--Vietnamese-passenger-airliner-fined-hosting-mid-air-beauty-pageant-scantily-clad-Hawaiian-dancers.html (heartwarming) http://bangordailynews.com/2012/08/08/news/bangor/orono-boys-16-save-swimmers-swept-away-in-stillwater-river-current/ http://ccmixter.org/files/AlexBeroza/38167 This is the source for the intro and outtro background music.