Hi OMGNAPers! Have you missed us?

We bumbled our way through an episode just so we can try to bring you some waaaaaaarm fuzzies in this time of... not warm fuzzies in the world around us.

Concerts! - https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/kids-put-on-porch-concert-for-neighbor-self-quarantining-during-coronavirus-pandemic/ar-BB11hbpl

Coffee Company Helps Save Doggos - CLICK ON THIS ONE - you can help, too - https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/this-coffee-company-helps-save-rescue-pups-%e2%80%94-and-they-have-st-patricks-day-goodies-too/ar-BB119JdR

Spiderman messages! - https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/spiderman-voice-actor-to-record-messages-for-kids-during-lockdowns/

Free Cooking Lessons - https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3699/Stuck-At-Home-This-Award-Winning-Chef-Is-Teaching-Free-Cooking-Classes-On-Instagram

Homeschool Woes - https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/3025/Mom-Shares-Son-s-Hilarious-Journal-Entry-About-Her-Homeschooling-Skills

Saucy Scholarships - https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3691/Chic-Fil-A-To-Sell-Bottles-Of-Its-Sauces-To-Help-Fund-Employee-Scholarships

Wisdom inspired by Dr. Seuss - https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/3027/I-Imagine-If-Dr-Seuss-Were-Alive-Today-He-d-Write-Something-Like-This

Greetings OMGNAPers!

Forewarning before we get started, there is a NSFW article in this episode, which is why I have labeled this episode as explicit. It doesn't satisfy the clean tag.

If you would like to watch us on YouTube instead of listening to the vocal version, please see the following link. 

The news articles we discuss this week are below:

Scientists Discovered Why Wombats have Cubed Poo: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/19/australia/wombat-cube-poo-intl/index.html

New Mexico Foreign Country?: https://www.npr.org/2018/11/30/672401957/new-mexico-id-temporarily-rejected-as-foreign-by-d-c-clerk

Edible Slime: https://gizmodo.com/the-mad-scientists-at-jell-o-have-figured-out-how-to-ma-1830621202?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=gizmodo_copy&utm_campaign=top

Ancient Rhino may be the Origin of the Unicorn  Myth: https://www.neatorama.com/2018/12/01/Ancient-Rhino-May-Be-The-Origin-of-the-Unicorn-Myth/

HS Football Players Suspending for Oreo Run: https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/ny-sports-high-school-football-players-naked-oreo-run-20181201-story.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

NSFW - 5 Alarming Sex Trends (That the Media Just Invented): http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-alarming-sex-trends-that-media-just-invented/

Heartwarming: Special Beer to help with Camp Fire Relief: https://www.rgj.com/story/money/business/2018/11/28/camp-fire-relief-beer-brewed-sierra-nevada-and-1-000-others/2124195002/

Greetings OMGNAPers!

This episode was recorded before Thanksgiving, and has actually been posted to YouTube. So, if you wish to watch us on YouTube instead of just listening to the audio, you are welcome to do so at this link.

The news articles we looked at are below:

CNET.com - Poo Story - AI Toilets Will Scan Your Poo: https://www.cnet.com/news/ai-toilets-scan-your-poop-to-diagnose-medical-ailments/

Ctvnews.ca - Man Survives Attack by Punching Bear: https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/man-survives-attack-outside-his-home-by-punching-bear-in-the-nose-1.4171810

Dfw.cbslocal.com - Spider Migrations: https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/09/25/spider-migration-sailing-through-north-texas-skies/

Fox8.com - Study: Men with Beards are More Attractive: https://fox8.com/2018/11/14/study-men-with-beards-are-more-attractive/

Dailymail.co.uk - Bride Reads Her Cheating Fiance’s Texts Instead of Her Vows: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6391285/The-truth-Alex-Jilted-bride-reads-cheating-fiances-texts-messages-instead-vows.html

Local21News.com - Hot Sauce Used as Weapon: https://local21news.com/news/offbeat/police-hot-sauce-used-as-weapon-in-store-holdup?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

There were some technical difficulties - Mike's mic (ha!) cut out a few times, and Dreams had some dreamy-like pixelation a few times. We apologize, and will try to do better next time.

News Articles:

The Mercury News - Mystery Poo Ends Marriage https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/08/16/johnny-depp-and-amber-heards-marriage-ended-over-mystery-poop-left-in-bed-report-says/

The Scottish Sun - Family Shocked as 95 Year Old Wakes Up During His Funeral https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/3469556/family-shocked-as-95-year-old-wakes-up-during-his-funeral-claiming-i-was-just-having-a-nap/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Mashable - Revenge Soup? https://mashable.com/article/anonymous-soup-complaint-twitter/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#Rc1bA8H6Taqz

The Huffington Post(beware of ad that starts nearly immediately - loud) - Should You Be Able to Pick Your Age? https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/emile-ratelband-change-age_us_5be45e73e4b0dbe871a84eca

Fox 6 Now - Alligator Is Like A Dog https://fox6now.com/2018/11/07/hes-like-a-dog-owner-of-7-foot-alligator-found-in-home-vows-to-get-his-pet-back/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Good News Network - Boy Shares Pencils With Sweet Messages https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/when-teacher-asks-students-to-share-supplies-boy-offers-up-pencils-with-sweet-personal-messages/

We are on the air! (Again!) And, so here we are! And here are the news stories we covered today. Enjoy!

I wasn't sure what to name this one, but I ended up naming it for our empty beginning. :-( We have no intro because I completely had to redo my computer... and I lost the intro and outtro in the process, which makes me sad. I will, however, fix as best I can, and soon!

#5 Tom Brady's helmet tattooed to his head (ouch!) 

So.... long time no see! Well, long time since I posted, I mean. I'm sorry about that!

Hello OMGNAPers!

This episode, we have to say a very sad goodbye to Jeppy, as he is stepping back from his place as a cohost on this podcast. We also need to give a very warm welcome to Mike, who will be sticking around for quite a while, I hope!

I won’t keep you any longer - and so, without further ado, here are the links for this podcast!

http://www.newser.com/story/171710/man-goes-to-prison-for-catastrophic-diarrhea.html

http://www.newser.com/story/173645/5-craziest-crimes-of-the-week.html

http://www.newser.com/story/173762/morgue-worker-notices-crash-victim-is-still-alive.html

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/what-mysterious-amazon-web-baffles-scientists-8C11073468

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/04/20330086-honorary-alaska-mayor-clawing-his-way-back-to-health-after-vicious-dog-attack?lite

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-human_electoral_candidates

http://www.livescience.com/28828-10-strangest-sights-google-earth.html

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/04/20329528-sc-governor-locks-herself-out-of-the-governors-mansion-in-her-robe?lite

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/04/20328935-anthony-weiner-argues-with-voter-during-campaign-stop-again?lite

Mike leaves you with a couple fun jokes:

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.

There are only two types of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

On this sleepless night, I shall bring you the next episode. It has actually been recorded for a couple weeks, so I apologize for the slow timing in getting it out, but I hope it is enjoyable anyway.